Hi, I'm Pete and last week you guys voted for Archery Attack so today, I've go these bow and arrows which are gonna be hitting me in the face the nuts and everywhere in between. That was so close! Remember to vote on what you want to see me do next time by clicking the button that's popping up at the top of the screen right now. So first up I want to see how much these bows actually hurt, so I thought it'd be fun to get shot in the face. You're actually meant to wear a paintball style mask when you play with these bows and arrows but hey, I'm a professional.
Oh that hurt, ok they do hurt, I can see why people wear masks. Ok, so now it's time for a game of roulette we have 12 arrows here and 6 of them have an egg strapped to the end of them the other 6 have nothing on them and I'm gonna be blindfolded pick one of the arrows at random which Simon is then gonna fire at me if it's an egg I get splatted if it's not an egg, well, I still get hit by an arrow it'll still hurt so I lose either way but this should be a bit of fun. Messy fun. This is gonna be very cold. That wasn't even an egg. It looks a bit like a paintball welt instadebit online casino Canada. I can see why you should wear these masks Why are you hitting my nipples? So now I've got symmetrical bruises PETE: What happened there? PETE: Did it fall off? SIMON: It's a bit too powerful. PETE: Too powerful? SIMON: It broke the egg in mid air. PETE: It broke the egg in mid air! SIMON: It looked pretty sick. Ok, because that was meant to be the 3rd and final shot and I was meant to get an egg but the arrow was too powerful so it broke the egg in mid air I've decided I'll take an egg for you guys anyway. That winded me. That took the air out of my lungs. That was bad, let's hope that looked cool in slow motion. It made me bleed how'd it make me bleed? Ok now, it's already made me bleed but Like I said at the start of the video let's do some archery nut shots I don;t think I'm ever gonna have kids. That was so, it squished me It's just getting worse. Is it still there? Hi, so it turns out, after taking an arrow nut shot, it made me forget to record an outro for the video, so I guess I'll do it now thank you for watching, if you enjoyed it please give it a thumbs up and remember to vote on what you want to see me do next time subscribe for new videos like this every Thursday, goodbye.
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Hi, I'm Matthew Allen, I am the social media producer at the Rachel Ray show and look who we're here with today. Bobby and Tan! - Hi, I'm Tan, I mean I'm Bobby and this is Tan. - And I'm Karamo.
(laughter) - Um, so, we're gonna be playing Rachael's Roulette today. Um, so, who would like to go first? - You go, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, okay, alright. (twinkling music) (roulette spinning) - I hope you get karaoke Ooh, oo! - Oo, guilty pleasures, so, what is your guilty pleasure? It could be food-- - Ben and Jerry's Americone I don't even have like to pause on that. - Wait! Ben and Jerry's what? - Americone, the Colbert one, It's waffles, big chunks of waffle and caramel. It's so good. - Oo, alright, alright. - I'll give it a go. - Hands down. - Oh okay, alright, your turn. - Oh you can stay, I can spin from here. (roulette spinning) Oh God please, don't be karaoke, please don't be-- (screams and laughs) Oh my god. - Oh this is bad. - Bust a move. - No I can do this I can do it - What is your go to dance move at any sort of dancing event, song, whatever it may be? - I never used to be this but it's something I've done on the show and now I'm doing it a lot. Which is stay away, stay away, stay away (laugh) - Change light bulb, change light bulb - (laughing) Yeah, yeah change-- - Or no, is that pepper? No this is pepper. - This is pepper, but stay away seems more appropriate. (laughter) - People just coming for a hug, we're the only ones who don't dance. - We're like the worst dancers - Really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - The A.J. episode where we're all dancing in the club like if you notice really you don't see-- - You don't see much of us. - Tan actually did the little move from remember on CNN where the guy was doing the interview and this little girl busts in the middle of the interview? And she's going like that, that's Tan's move! - That's my dance move. (laughter) I took my dance moves from a three year old. - Your turn, go ahead Bobby. (roulette spinning) - In the bag, what are your staples that you carry with you in a bag in your pockets, whatever it may be? - Chapstick, that's really it (laughs) - You carry a massive bag around! - If you have to look it's really just empty! - I'm impressed. (laughs) Go ahead Tan. - Alright (roulette spinning) - Oh uh oh uh oh uh oh - Food play! - Remember than Seinfeld episode, you know? - I've never seen that show. - Okay (scratched record) - Pick a color, any color - Are these the actual colors? - This are the actual colors, and make your favorite food out of that color - Ooh! You're not gonna be able to tell what it is 'cause it's gonna be so difficult. (Bobby laughs) But the way I make it, the way I make it, I'm hoping will spark something in you all. Okay so, Give me one second, and when I actually start making it I'll tell you. (laughter) Okay so, - Is it pizza? - Close. (buzzer) Okay, now I have started making it. - Is it naan? - Yes Bobby! (laughing) Well done! (laughter) - You just like glanced at it and you got it right away! - And then now the funny thing is like now I remembered that you make tikka masala a lot. - Yeah, and I always make naan. - Okay we will do one more spin, and the you guys will both do this last one. - Okay - Okay (roulette spinning) - Uh oh uh oh uh oh. - (in unison) Hidden talent! - What are your hidden talents? (Bobby yodels) (laughter) - You were that boy from Walmart. (laughter) - (yodeling) Ain't never had a sugar daddy (laughter) - Okay, I can't show you my talent, I can just tell you what it its I guess, 'cause - Is it inappropriate for T.V.? - (laughs) No! Yes! Let me show you on Bobby! So I used to be able to do this thing where I could pop my socket, my arm out of my shoulder socket. And that's how I got out of gym class. So, for six whole years I did not have to do gym. Because I would pop my arm out. But I've gotten to the point now - Was that painful? - No, not at all but it would make a weird sound, it would freak people out, like I can't do gym today, my arm - Is like Jonathan's hidden talent, he does this weird thing were he can pop our thumbs. And we all literally just kinda stand there and wait for him to do it on us-- - Yeah we hold our hands out in the morning and just go over-- - It's like this weird thing, he'll just be talking away and he's just walking through popping each of our thumbs, it literally does nothing to us, it's just like our morning ritual - Yeah we just go over: Hi Johnny! - Awesome, thank you guys so much for being part of this backstage the Rachel Ray show. - Bye - Bye (upbeat music) - Hey, everyone, today Pear and I are doing the McDonald's Roulette Challenge. If you don't already know, here's how it works. First, you go to a McDonald's drive-through, and then you ask for exactly what the car ahead of you ordered. - Wait, so whatever the strangers in the car ahead of me order, I have to eat it? - Yep, yep, that's the McDonald's Roulette Challenge for ya.
You might get lucky or you might get yucky. (laughs) You ready for this? - Uh, as ready as I'll ever be. Here goes nothing. - [Cashier] Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order? - Uh, yes, I'll take whatever the car ahead of me got. - [Cashier] You sure about that? - Yep, the exact same thing, please. - [Cashier] Okay, please pull ahead to the window. - Oh, man, this is exciting! I wonder what the car ahead of me got. I hope it's not too much food. I'm trying to watch my figure. - Hello, your order will be ready in just a moment. - Oh, wow, that's actually your real voice, huh? - What are you talking about? - Nothing. - You're the guy who wanted exactly what the car ahead of you got, right? - Yep, that's me. - Well, you asked for it, bap! (hand smacks) (Pear shouts) - Wha, Little Apple, he, he slapped me! - Hold on, are you saying the customer ahead of us got a slap to the face? - He sure did, made some kinda nyah-nyah-nyah noise at my employee for like 20 seconds and then burped as loud as he could into the microphone. - Wait, did we just seriously just get in line behind-- - Hey, best friends! Myah-myah-myah-myah-myah-myah-myah! (laughs) (burps loudly) - Okay, we're gonna try it again, only this time, we're making sure Orange is not ahead of us in line. All clear, Pear? - All clear, Orange is nowhere in sight. - Good, 'cause I'm starving. - [Cashier] Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order? - Hi, I'd like to have exactly what the car ahead of me ordered, please. - [Cashier] Okay, drive through the window. - Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. I wonder what it's gonna be! I could eat, like, 20 Big Macs, or 5,000 french fries, or-- (hand smacks) (Apple screams) Come on! - Wha, who was in the car ahead of us? 'Cause it definitely wasn't Orange. - Hey, what gives? - Hi, friends, yay! - Marshmallow, what on earth did you do that made the drive-through people slap you in the face? - I was just doing the McDonald's Roulette Challenge. I asked for what the person ahead of me got. - Aha, so it was the car ahead of you. - Sorry about your face, by the way. - It's okay, pain is just a reminder of how great the rest of your life truly is, yay! - Hey, what gives? - Oh, I don't know. I pulled up wanting to do the drive-through challenge and they just slapped me for no reason. - Uh-oh, we might have a challenge chain reaction on our nonexistent hands! - Hey, hey, who here was doing the drive-through challenge? - Me. - Me. - I was. - Yep, me, too. - What's the drive-through challenge? (burps loudly) (laughs) - (groans) That's it, we're giving this one last shot. Okay, Orange is over there. What's he doing, anyway? - Looks like he's trying to motorboat so hard he lifts himself off the ground. - Wow, okay, well, anyway, there's no chance Orange can be ahead of us in line this time. Here goes nothing. - [Cashier] Welcome to McDonald's. - Hi, I'd like to order exactly what the person ahead of me ordered. - Please pull ahead. - Alright, I have a good feeling about this one. - Here's your burger. - All right, it's a burger and it's huge! - Nice, see, this challenge wasn't so bad after all. - You're right, this was fun. Wanna split this thing? - [Orange] Congrats on finishing the McDonald's Roulette Challenge, you two. - Is that Orange? Where the heck is he? - [Orange] I hope you enjoy your hand-burger! - Um, it's pronounced hamburger, dude. - [Orange] Oh, thanks, I couldn't put my finger on the pronunciation. - What the-- - Yah! (laughs) - Hey! - Orange! (Orange burps) (manager groans) (cheerful music) |
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