- Hey, everyone, today Pear and I are doing the McDonald's Roulette Challenge. If you don't already know, here's how it works. First, you go to a McDonald's drive-through, and then you ask for exactly what the car ahead of you ordered. - Wait, so whatever the strangers in the car ahead of me order, I have to eat it? - Yep, yep, that's the McDonald's Roulette Challenge for ya.
You might get lucky or you might get yucky. (laughs) You ready for this? - Uh, as ready as I'll ever be. Here goes nothing. - [Cashier] Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order? - Uh, yes, I'll take whatever the car ahead of me got. - [Cashier] You sure about that? - Yep, the exact same thing, please. - [Cashier] Okay, please pull ahead to the window. - Oh, man, this is exciting! I wonder what the car ahead of me got. I hope it's not too much food. I'm trying to watch my figure. - Hello, your order will be ready in just a moment. - Oh, wow, that's actually your real voice, huh? - What are you talking about? - Nothing. - You're the guy who wanted exactly what the car ahead of you got, right? - Yep, that's me. - Well, you asked for it, bap! (hand smacks) (Pear shouts) - Wha, Little Apple, he, he slapped me! - Hold on, are you saying the customer ahead of us got a slap to the face? - He sure did, made some kinda nyah-nyah-nyah noise at my employee for like 20 seconds and then burped as loud as he could into the microphone. - Wait, did we just seriously just get in line behind-- - Hey, best friends! Myah-myah-myah-myah-myah-myah-myah! (laughs) (burps loudly) - Okay, we're gonna try it again, only this time, we're making sure Orange is not ahead of us in line. All clear, Pear? - All clear, Orange is nowhere in sight. - Good, 'cause I'm starving. - [Cashier] Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order? - Hi, I'd like to have exactly what the car ahead of me ordered, please. - [Cashier] Okay, drive through the window. - Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. I wonder what it's gonna be! I could eat, like, 20 Big Macs, or 5,000 french fries, or-- (hand smacks) (Apple screams) Come on! - Wha, who was in the car ahead of us? 'Cause it definitely wasn't Orange. - Hey, what gives? - Hi, friends, yay! - Marshmallow, what on earth did you do that made the drive-through people slap you in the face? - I was just doing the McDonald's Roulette Challenge. I asked for what the person ahead of me got. - Aha, so it was the car ahead of you. - Sorry about your face, by the way. - It's okay, pain is just a reminder of how great the rest of your life truly is, yay! - Hey, what gives? - Oh, I don't know. I pulled up wanting to do the drive-through challenge and they just slapped me for no reason. - Uh-oh, we might have a challenge chain reaction on our nonexistent hands! - Hey, hey, who here was doing the drive-through challenge? - Me. - Me. - I was. - Yep, me, too. - What's the drive-through challenge? (burps loudly) (laughs) - (groans) That's it, we're giving this one last shot. Okay, Orange is over there. What's he doing, anyway? - Looks like he's trying to motorboat so hard he lifts himself off the ground. - Wow, okay, well, anyway, there's no chance Orange can be ahead of us in line this time. Here goes nothing. - [Cashier] Welcome to McDonald's. - Hi, I'd like to order exactly what the person ahead of me ordered. - Please pull ahead. - Alright, I have a good feeling about this one. - Here's your burger. - All right, it's a burger and it's huge! - Nice, see, this challenge wasn't so bad after all. - You're right, this was fun. Wanna split this thing? - [Orange] Congrats on finishing the McDonald's Roulette Challenge, you two. - Is that Orange? Where the heck is he? - [Orange] I hope you enjoy your hand-burger! - Um, it's pronounced hamburger, dude. - [Orange] Oh, thanks, I couldn't put my finger on the pronunciation. - What the-- - Yah! (laughs) - Hey! - Orange! (Orange burps) (manager groans) (cheerful music)
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